Saturday, December 13, 2008

Sleep Deprivation Experiment Day 3

The experiment is going well. Our test subject family has been allowed no more the two hours of sleep at a time. This is usually interrupted with carefully scheduled visits by research staff members to monitor such things vital signs and levels of trash in the garbage cans.

The female mother test subject is also being withheld vital food. Although she repeatedly informs staff and "care-giver" proxies of what she can and can't eat, they continue with bringing her unappetizing and gluten filled foods to test her stress levels. As anticipated, stress levels are high. However, the male subject managed to elude staff and sneak in food from Whole Foods which made the female subject feel better. Steps will be taken this evening to correct this situation (perhaps another difficult feeding with the baby female subject.)

The male subject was suffering from blurred vision and hallucinations earlier today, while both adult subjects suffered time distortion and lack of short term memory.

Initial phase of the experiment concludes tomorrow at 11am EST when the adult male and female subjects are released from the experimental paddock into the wild. The baby female is currently being fitted in the "nursery" with a two way telemetry transponder that will continue to return valuable research data over the next 18 years.

1 comment:

Mr Sammo said...

well one thing is for certain, your sense of humor is intact.